And I'm Over With It...

I was drowned with my work and don't have much time thinking what to post next and that's why it took me months to update again. "Irony!...." This is my blowup to myself for the past months but I think it boils down to this conclusion that I was just work-shy. And I think I'm over with it, its time to go back what it was before and so as not to prolong the "pen tan" I don't know if that's the right spelling but it means stupidity here's my share starting this month.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing : The 'calm' before the storm. This means something, and you should be on guard. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't fall into the trap!
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here, arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: When a woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a LOT ' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a 'whatever' attitude).
Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.